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Politics top tip: Gain people’s trust by telling them that everyone is lying to them.

Politics top tip: Gain people’s trust by telling them that everyone is lying to them.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic political strategy: convince everyone that you're the only honest one in a sea of deception! 🕵️‍♂️🤥 Who knew the key to trust was a well-crafted conspiracy theory? 😂 Just remember, it's all fun and games until people start questioning if even you are lying about lying! 🤔🤫 #TrustNoOne"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged advice, everyone, gain, humor, lying, manipulation, people, politics, satire, tip, top, trust on Nov 6, 2025 by slickboy.

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