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  • Writing is so fun because you get to google things like “woman names”.
  • Nowadays, people no longer look for a needle in a haystack, but for errors in a spreadsheet.
  • Oligarchy sounds like something you dip your breadstick in at the olive garden.
  • If I ever went to jail for murder, it would be for murdering my printer.
  • Remember when you were a kid, you slept on the couch and without saying anything you found yourself in your bed. Now you sleep in your bed and if you say anything, you end up on the couch.
  • Drive as I say, not as I drive.