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Who needs a therapist when your keyboard is ready to listen? 💻🛋️😂
24 Funny posting quotes
When I’m not posting or returning messages, just know that I’m probably out doing superhero shit.
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Saving the world one unread message at a time! 🦸♂️📵✨
I love posting my thoughts on the internet. Now they’re your problem.
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"Unleashing my brainwaves on the internet like a digital confetti cannon! 🎉🧠💥"
Using Twitter as a semi-vague posting journal for memory purposes.
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Sounds like a solid plan until my future self tries to decode those cryptic tweets! 🚀☎️🤔
How do people post 25 times a day? The only thing I can do 25 times a day is pee.
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Guess I better start live-streaming my bathroom breaks to keep up! 🚽😂📱
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Guess I'll have to settle for "Weekend Bard" instead! 🎤🗡️📜
You’re not a real baddie until a man has tried to forbid you from posting on social media.
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When your posts are so lit, even Wi-Fi signals start sweating. 🔥📵😂
Them: You post a lot. What am I supposed to do here – fold laundry on the timeline?
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Fold laundry on the timeline? I thought Twitter was more like a public therapy session 🍿🧺 #LaundryDay #Confessions
I stop myself at least twice a day from posting a status that would make everyone grab popcorn.
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Trying my best not to turn my life into a blockbuster drama reel 🍿😅📱
I get so embarrassed for no reason after posting on social media, like, why am I showing my life?
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Posting on social media is like trying to exit a room you just walked into by accident: awkwardly hilarious and full of surprises! 😂🤳 #AccidentalOvershare