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How would someone cancel an appointment at a sperm bank? Do you just call them and say you can’t come?

May 23, 2026

Unfortunately, I’m gonna have to cancel my appointment at a sperm bank. I will just call them and say I can’t come.

May 21, 2026

A sperm bank implies the existence of sperm markets, which further implies the existence of high-frequency sperm trading.

Mar 31, 2026