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If you made $200K last month trading, maybe just keep doing that. You don’t need to sell me a course, too.

Commentary:
Wow, they're trying to have their cake and eat mine too! 🍰💸🤣

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged advice, course, doing, earnings, finance, humor, just, keep, last, maybe, me, money, month, need, sarcastic, sell, too, trading on Jul 9, 2026 by slickboy.

I just wanna buy $16 worth of a meme coin and sell it for $2.6M two weeks later.

Commentary:
Dream big or go home, right? 💸🚀🤣

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged 16, buy, coin, cryptocurrency, finance, humor, i, investment, just, later, meme, meme coin, money, profit, sell, thinking, trading, weeks, wishful, wishful thinking, worth on May 29, 2026 by slickboy.

A sperm bank implies the existence of sperm markets, which further implies the existence of high-frequency sperm trading.

Commentary:
Just imagining brokers shouting "Buy low, swim fast!" on the sperm exchange floor 🤣💸💦

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bank, biology, biology humor, existence, finance, finance humor, high-frequency, high-frequency trading, humor, joke, market, sperm, sperm bank, sperm market, trading, wordplay on May 28, 2026 by slickboy.
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