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"Ah, the moment when Alexa becomes your time-traveling DJ, taking you back to the good ol' days of high school dances and questionable fashion choices! 🕺🔙🎸 Rock on, Alexa, you're giving us major throwback vibes and a not-so-subtle hint that we're not as young as we feel! 😅🎶"

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Milk teeth are wasted on children. A new set of teeth would be a lot more useful when you’re older.

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I’m looking forward to tomorrow. It’ll be much like today, but different enough to confuse me.

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The biggest joke on mankind is that computers have started asking humans to prove that they are not robots.

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The human body is incredible. It’s like, “Oh, you’re stressed and sad? Here, enjoy this acne.”

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I’m attracted to people that no one pays attention to.

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Biting the heads off all these gingerbread men if you wanna swing by.

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Talking to the stars because people suck.

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Acceptance truly begins when you ask Alexa to play classic rock and she plays a song that came out when you were in high school.

Luckily, I realized that all this love I want to pour into someone else was actually meant for me.

Just say ‘lol’ and move on.

My dream car is a taco truck.

The global energy crisis could be solved if only we could harness the power of my wife slamming my car door.

Milk teeth are wasted on children. A new set of teeth would be a lot more useful when you’re older.

I’m looking forward to tomorrow. It’ll be much like today, but different enough to confuse me.

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My immune system told me it’s a lover not a fighter.

If life could stop teaching me lessons, that would be great.

My doctor no longer prescribes me Viagra. He just left me hanging.

When is a robot gonna take over my job? Please?

The police said I was a ‘suspect’, but I prefer being called a ‘person of interest’.

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I don’t understand the phrase “You can’t have your cake and eat it” because if I have cake, what the hell else am I supposed to do with it.

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This cannot be the cost of living after Jesus paid it all.

Who develops the algorithm? I want to speak to the manager.

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Diet Coke so crisp I moaned.

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Sunday is my favorite day to invent new things to worry about.

I don’t want flying cars, I want the ability to start again from my last save point.

Teens don’t know how good they have it with lyrics sites. We used to have to sing shit wrong for years until the truth destroyed us.

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Being old is basically trying to figure out what part of the body the noise is coming from, and why.

Need someone to feed me Doritos while I read, so I don’t mess up the pages. No weirdos.

It’s now socially acceptable again to clap when the plane lands.

My son loves Monty Python. My work here is done.

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