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It’s amazing to think that a Penguin wrote all of those classic books.

May 25, 2026

Acceptance truly begins when you ask Alexa to play classic rock and she plays a song that came out when you were in high school.

May 23, 2026

Lego bricks are classic educational toys. You step on them once and you can do ballet.

May 21, 2026

You will watch an old classic movie that kind of sucks. Then, on the IMDb trivia, it says, this was the first time a film director ever pointed the camera at the sun.

May 19, 2026

Long-term relationship? Like Tom and Jerry?

Apr 1, 2026

Having long hair as a guy is so scary because some days I look like the charming lead of a classic film from the 80s, and other days I look like a Discord mod that runs his Magic: The Gathering group like the Navy.

Apr 1, 2026

Just seen a guy with a Coca-Cola and yellow Lay’s chips. Classic combo, he knows his stuff.

Mar 31, 2026

Remember when Mustangs were muscle cars and not an embarrassment to the name.

Mar 31, 2026