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Even worse than a spider is a spider that just disappeared.

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Drove by a woman with her car broke down, I was going to stop and help until I remembered I don’t know anything about cars or women.

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Never trust someone who can eat 24/7 but is still skinny.

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Normalize arguing with plants who refuse to stay alive.

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Whoever’s praying on my downfall, I appreciate you thinking of me.

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Will someone please make me drink some water and limit my screen time?

Someone from 🇭🇷 has downloaded:

I tried to walk like an Egyptian and now I need to see a Cairo practor.

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Everyone on the bus thinks that they are the main character, when in reality the main character is the bus.

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First responders? You mean reply guys?

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I hope you celebrate your birthday like your birth – naked and screaming.

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Do you guys remember when we had to share one desktop computer wіth the whole famіly?

Just landed via Snapchat:

Not looking for a sugar daddy, but something more of a pay pal.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Life is short. Make sure you spend as much time as possible on the web arguing with strangers.

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The funniest thing about Batman is that he legitimately doesn’t give a shit about crime that happens during the day.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

Big fan of the comma, just great. Like look, I just made you pause the sentence as you read it. Oh look, I just did it again.

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I haven’t worn a trench coat since a random man in his 60s said to me “what are you looking for, detective?”

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Wow, you have a very impressive collection of strange tendencies.

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If I win the lottery, I’m buying four politicians and some really nice shoes.

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Biggest flex is when your friend’s mom uses you as a good example.

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Give us this day our daily internet validation.

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A big part of aging is accumulating keys and not knowing what they’re for.

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Stop being so boyfriendable if you can’t be my boyfriend.

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I like my women like I like my glasses: thick, transparent, and uneven.

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The only way the climate is going to change is if it first admits it has a problem, there’s really nothing we can do.

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I have friends in high places (birds).

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I don’t want to exacerbate things. That would just make things worse.

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The way time stretches between the moment you put your hands under the air dryer and the realization it is in fact a paper towel dispenser.

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Was complaining to my mom about my daughter’s attitude and she told me I should’ve named her payback.

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A chocolate advent calendar is a test of restraint that I simply do not have.

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I will play my favorite song until the artist comes out of my phone to ask for water.

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Sometimes I can’t tell if I’m in preschool or school… Oh wait, I’m at work.

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I have three kids. I should be terrified of sex.

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Either you’re violently frolicking with me or you’re violently frolicking against me.

Seen just now on Messenger:

I’m going to need to rewatch Idiocracy to see what happens next.

Just shared via Slack:

Commas are like garlic, you measure with your heart.

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Diarrhea awareness week starts today. Runs through Sunday.

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Accidentally made eye contact with the sweets at the grocery store and now have to declare bankruptcy.

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I am cassette tape years old.

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Why can’t I explore the dentist’s mouth too?

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Forrest Gump is a haunting film about how long you have to wait for a bus in America.

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