According to the BMI chart, I am too short. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Who knew my height needed a growth chart adjustment? 😂📏 Related funny posts 🤝 My cats won’t talk to me because I came home late from work. My kid tells me his toothpaste is “too spicy” but he doesn’t seem to be having any trouble with Flamin’ Hot Cheetos. Taylor Swift should write a song about people who don’t return their shopping carts to the corrals. Spotify has got it all wrong, the hottest single of the year is me. If I can’t wash dishes to your album, it ain’t that fire.