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Wanna go back to my place and meow at each other?

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If a woman says she’ll be ready in 15 minutes, she will be. No need to remind her every half hour.

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You can always tell when a man’s mustache is performative and not representative of his true spirit.

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When I get the vibe from someone that fitting in is super important to them my first instinct is to bite them.

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Facial recognition technology, but for me when I’m talking to people I’ve apparently met before.

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That one British friend that’s too bloke.

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When I watch hockey, I pretend they’re fighting over the last Oreo.

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My biggest fear is waking up and being in the Renaissance era or something. Imagine having the knowledge of hot dogs but lacking the tools to make them.

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You know you’re mature when you go to the dentist and you are no longer afraid of pain, but of how much it costs.

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I don’t understand the desire to rock climb. We have stairs for that now. Problem solved.