Adulthood is just waking up tired one day, and then being tired forever after that.

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If there was an award for staying at home, I’d win and then send someone else to pick it up for me.

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Imagine hating on me and I’m just sitting there in the corner, in the spotlight, losing my religion.

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Could you set a lightsaber on low and use it as a back scratcher?

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Why is it called “free time” when I use it to spend all my money?

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My tween would like you to know I ruined his life when I told him to stop being super sus and cringe and be more lit yo.

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We’ve had far more storms since we started naming them. We’re giving them the attention they crave. Just call it needy wind.

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You can make friends in a doctor’s waiting room as long as you have something broken and not something coughing.

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I hate when I go to the kitchen looking for food, and all I find is ingredients.

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Going to therapy is like having someone walk around your brain and going “ohhhh, this is how you’re living?!”

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Getting mad when an app updates and changes their format is the new “rearranged grocery store” for me.