Age range on my dating app set to 40+. Y’all fighting over grapes while I’m drinking wine. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When they're busy picking raisins, you're out there enjoying a vintage! 🍇🍷😄 Related funny posts 🤝 The children seemed disappointed when I told them the best part about being an adult is going to bed early. Have you noticed? When the relationship is new, the guy is never busy. Raisins also have wrinkles and are still sweet. “New recipe” is code for “less content, but worse ingredients”. I’m not saying I’ve aged like fine wine, but I am currently being stored in a dark place and avoiding sunlight at all costs.