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Looks like it's time to trade left swipes for hot dogs and baseball strikes! 🍺🌭⚾️
21 Funny dating app quotes
Deleting dating apps to meet someone the old-fashioned way (in the HR department).
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Swiping left on dating apps, swiping right on HR policies! 😅💼❤️
Deleted all my dating apps. I’m ready to find the love of my life in World of Warcraft.
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Leveling up my love life one quest at a time! 💘🎮🧙♂️
Tinder, but for nearby people that have a printer you can use.
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Finally, a dating app where you can find both love and that elusive printer ink! 🖨️❤️😆
I’m pretending to be a hot girl on Tinder so I can match with my roommate and tell him I’m coming over, so he’ll clean the apartment.
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Sounds like the ultimate cleaning hack! 😂🧹 Just make sure he doesn't swipe you out for a real date! 🍽️🎭
Dating apps are no place for meeting your soulmate. The best way to find your soulmate is to tweet really good.
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Soulmates: 280 characters away from eternal happiness! 😂📱❤️ #TweetYourWayToLove
Going back on a dating app is the new walk of shame.
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"Swipe left for my dignity, swipe right for my sanity! 😂📱💔"
Using Indeed feels like being an ugly guy on a dating app.
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😂 "Applying to jobs on Indeed: where I swipe right and they swipe left! 🏃♂️💼💔"
Dating apps aren’t working, time to walk into a cafe looking confused.
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"When Tinder can't deliver, it's time for a GPS malfunction at Starbucks! ☕️🔄😂"
Dating app that matches you based on your risk tolerance for airport arrival timing.
Commentary:
"Finally, a way to find someone who won't judge me for sprinting through terminals like it's an Olympic sport! 🏃♂️😂✈️"