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Aliens only abduct the people that are already nuts so no o…

Aliens only abduct the people that are already nuts so no o…

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"Ah, the aliens are playing the ultimate prank! 🛸🌌 But hey, who's gonna believe someone whose favorite pastime is wearing a tinfoil hat, am I right? 👽😜"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged abduct, alien, aliens, believe, conspiracy, everyone, humor, joke, nuts, people, tell, try on Jan 22, 2025 by slickboy.

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