Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I need a room full of mirrors, so I can be surrounded by losers.
  • My bed is from Ikea, so it’s more unstable than i am.
  • By the time he entered rehab, Popeye was more spinach than sailor man.
  • If they cancel the Simpsons, we will no longer be able to see into the future.
  • That awkward moment when you spend an hour online picking out a gift for your friend’s son’s birthday and Amazon tells you it’s been a year since you bought this item.
  • I’m very strong, but not in a get a jar open kinda way.