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But babe, that’s my emotional support Lord of the Rings Extended Edition.

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2 months ago

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Running to the boarding gate is my favorite workout.

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I do not want to have a career. I want to sit on the porch.

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3 months ago

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I can’t stand when people need constant validation online. Like, comment, and share if you agree.

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2 months ago

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That gap between Christmas and New Year’s when you can’t tell what day of the week it is.

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Your soulmate wouldn’t do you like that, by the way.

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4 months ago

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81 shares on X this month:

You know it’s bad when even a cheeseburger doesn’t help.

83 shares on Snapchat this month:

They all cheat, lie and manipulate. Just pick the pretty one.

73 shares on Threads this month:

I’m so jealous of people who know how to shut up. I shut up, and subtitles come out my face.

97 shares on Twitch this month:

Watched Titanic for the 14th time. Still sobbing. Still yelling, “SCOOT OVER, COW!” like it’ll change the ending.

70 shares on Reddit this month:

Confucius says: “Those who drink a lot die earlier, but have seen twice as much in life.”

17 shares on Discord this month:

That awkward moment when you’re about to leave work and your boss says “before you go”.

16 shares on Instagram this month:

I deleted Google when I met you because the search was over.

61 shares on Twitch this month:

Why spend like $300 Dollars on a pair of shoes? Do you know how many chicken nuggets you can buy with that money?

22 shares on Telegram this month:

When people say they’re speechless, I always hope they mean it, but they never stop talking.

100 shares on Telegram this month:

Ugh, but profoundly.

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I used to think that the older you get, the wiser and more self-confident you become. I now know that you just get tired more quickly.

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That awkward moment when someone gets angry at you for clicking a pen, but you have to click it one more time to use it.

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I don’t mind pulling your cart — I’ve been chasing the carrot anyway, and it’s in the same direction.

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All the wrong decisions in this country are based on the fact that my balcony faces out the back and so I can’t speak to the people.

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It’s awesome when people honk at you for not moving when you’re letting people cross. You’re right, bro, I should just annihilate this family of four.

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If consuming too much caffeine causes short-term memory loss, just imagine what consuming too much caffeine can do.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has bookmarked:

Lois Lane said, “Clark?” like she didn’t just make out with that same jawline in spandex twelve hours ago.

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No longer chasing dreams. If they want me, they know where I nap.

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Just paid rent. Now I have a place to starve in.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has bookmarked:

I would have loads of money if I liked Ramen Noodles and hated vodka.

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Trending via WeChat:

I think, therefore I am. I am, therefore I think. Therefore I am. I think.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

Just because I can’t sing doesn’t mean I won’t sing.

Shared recently on Discord:

Winnie the Pooh had the right idea in this goddam heat. Crop top with his honey pot facing the world.

Going viral on Facebook:

Once your parents move from “What time are you coming back” to “Are you coming back today,” you have won the war.

Just landed via Twitch:

Lovingly looking at my dog knowing I’m about to ruin her day with a bath.

Trending via Reddit:

The husband, child, and dog are all snoring. WTF is this?

Just shared via Twitch:

Why can’t my career pursue me instead?

Shared recently on Discord:

Accidentally punched myself in the face while trying to pull my blanket up, and if that doesn’t accurately describe my life, I don’t know what does.

Trending via Twitch:

Spending all my money on lottery tickets so I’ll either be rich or poor, none of this wishy-washy stuff in the middle.

Making waves on Threads:

It seems a little unfair that the people who want to go to bed have to put the people to bed who don’t want to go to bed.

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Aliens only abduct the people that are already nuts so no one will believe them when they try and tell everyone.

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But babe, that’s my emotional support Lord of the Rings Extended Edition.

Running to the boarding gate is my favorite workout.

I do not want to have a career. I want to sit on the porch.

I can’t stand when people need constant validation online. Like, comment, and share if you agree.

That gap between Christmas and New Year’s when you can’t tell what day of the week it is.

Your soulmate wouldn’t do you like that, by the way.

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