Aliens only abduct the people that are already nuts so no one will believe them when they try and tell everyone.

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“Santa isn’t real!” Okay, I literally just saw him at the mall.

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People are teaching their dogs how to skateboard and my dog’s chart at the vet says “must be picked up, won’t walk”.

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Welcome, new followers! It’s all downhill from here.

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I am not someone you have to entertain if you invite me, because I will have canceled.

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I lost my composure in 1992. I haven’t seen it since.

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Forever grateful that thought bubbles aren’t a real thing.

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If I don’t text you saying Happy New Year, we still gang, I’m just lazy.