Commentary:
"Ah, the aliens are playing the ultimate prank! 🛸🌌 But hey, who's gonna believe someone whose favorite pastime is wearing a tinfoil hat, am I right? 👽😜"
Funny abduct quotes
Still waiting for aliens to abduct me, which feels pretty rude considering I’ve been dressed and ready for years.
Commentary:
Patiently waiting for aliens to realize they totally ghosted me 🚀👽👗