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  • Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera.
  • This summer I’m going cicada mode: emerging briefly from my house and being really loud until I find a mate.
  • Flex on your kids by asking “are we there yet?” before they do.
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