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If you’re a guy and you’re struggling right now, just remember nobody cares, and it does get worse.

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Saying “sounds good to me” in a meeting then quickly realizing a lot more was expected from you.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has copied:

I want to make you say, “Oh God,” in a way that makes God nervous.

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Pool rules: You’re not allowed to do anything that begins with the words ‘Hey everyone watch this!’

Someone from 🇧🇴 has shared:

On the internet it’s super easy to take credit for stuff you had nothing to do with. That’s why I invented it.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has viewed:

Dear recipe websites. I don’t need your life story. Just give me the recipe.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has shared:

Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?

Someone from 🇧🇫 has shared:

Youngest siblings are literally weaponized incompetence, final boss.

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If you’re looking for another bad decision, I’m here.

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Better to be a wolf that everyone hates, than a donkey that everyone rides.

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Live now on Twitch:

Since there are no other Vulcans on the enterprise and the crew has no comparison, Spock could be and probably is bullshitting them most of the time.

Going bananas on Messenger:

Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

I found out why my computer keeps freezing. Apparently, I’ve got too many windows open.

Trending via WeChat:

An air mattress is the best way to tell your houseguests not to stay too long.

Shared recently on Slack:

Writers should get a direct line to the FBI so we can call them and give them a heads up when we’re googling ways to poison someone but just for a story.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

Please leave me alone. I’m just a 3,000-year-old time-traveling alien who is trying to return to his home planet.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Friendly reminder that someone having a different opinion about a movie than you is a direct attack on you as a person and you should take it very personally.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Whoever came up with a 30 minute lunch break needs a 30 minute beating.

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Introverts be like “I know a place”, then go home.

Just shared via TikTok:

Annoyed because I want to live my life without a job.

Am I the only one who wonders why the Flintstones celebrate Christmas?

Humorous text pondering why the Flintstones celebrate Christmas, with a playful, witty vibe.
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Welcome to middle age. Everything you encounter is either blurry or too loud now.

31 shares on Instagram this month:

How I clean my room: 1. Start in one corner. 2. Find something from six years ago and stare at it nostalgically for five hours. 3. Go to bed.

79 shares on Instagram this month:

How do you react when you see someone you respect on an e-scooter?

92 shares on Telegram this month:

“You tryna hang?” Yeah bro, myself!

92 shares on Snapchat this month:

Woke up feeling not too shabby for a 60-year-old. The only problem is I’m still in my 40s.

58 shares on X this month:

Just accidentally closed a tab I’ve had been meaning to read for the past 2 years.

32 shares on Threads this month:

Shit posting is cheaper than therapy.

70 shares on Snapchat this month:

I still get so surprised every time someone I find attractive finds me attractive. Like, are you sure?

66 shares on Snapchat this month:

Lois Lane said, “Clark?” like she didn’t just make out with that same jawline in spandex twelve hours ago.

56 shares on Reddit this month:

Women will invite you to shower with them, then cook you alive with a temperature of water you didn’t know existed.

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I’m ready to try another planet.

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Full-time employment will have you making lists of thoughts to think.

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The internal struggle between wanting to be productive and just wanting to nap all day.

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After all the books are banned, they’ll move on to suggestive fruit.

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Wait. We’re now turning plants into burgers? Haven’t cows been doing that like, forever.

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My first mistake of my life was my birth.

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Watching true crime documentaries so I can learn from their mistakes.

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That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything, and all you can think is: “Act normal, you are innocent.”

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I caught two kids smoking pot outside my office. Fifteen minutes later, my boss caught me and two kids smoking pot outside my office.

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Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

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Someone from 🇲🇲 has viewed:

Someone was saying that social media makes you miss out on your real life, but have you seen real life?

Someone from 🇹🇱 has copied:

Weekends are a scam. You spend one day exhausted and the other anxious… like, what was that?

Someone from 🇧🇫 has downloaded:

I received a bank alert text for suspicious activity. I was buying fruit.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has viewed:

Quitting my job to focus on staying inside.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has viewed:

I be like, “I needed this,” and it’s just me getting drunk.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has shared:

The phrase “don’t take this the wrong way” has a 0% success rate.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has copied:

Since emojis have been around, I finally have a rough idea of how women feel when they don’t know what to wear.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has copied:

I’m not here to offend anyone; I’m here to offend everyone.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has downloaded:

Blocking him isn’t enough. I want his favorite sports team to finish last every year for now and forever.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has shared:

The main function of the little toe on your foot is to make sure that all the objects and furniture in the house are in the correct place.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

I’m full of rage, but in a very chill and nonchalant way.

Just landed via Slack:

They should invent friends whose schedules line up with yours.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

A good hack to make my house look clean and tidy in the evening is to turn all the lights off.

Just shared via WeChat:

I want to be gangsta but my grandma said no.

Making waves on YouTube:

Sex is great, but have you ever had your alarm go off and then realize you don’t have to get up today?

Spotted on X:

Tonight, my poor liver has to pay again for what went wrong during the week.

Breaking via Pinterest:

First date idea: you transfer me all your crypto.

Broadcasted on Slack:

Anyone else who tells their pets every time they leave the house that they’ll be back soon?

Going viral on WeChat:

Unfortunately, the movie you want to watch is unavailable on your 13 streaming services. You can rent it for $2.99 though.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

I haven’t cleaned my shower in so long, it’s becoming a terrarium. Absolutely gorgeous.

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