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Europeans read a lot because their television shows suck.

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Just cleaned my room in case Beyoncé was somewhere close to my house and her car broke down, and she needed somewhere to sleep.

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Almonds are a scam. They are wood. You are eating wood.

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I was raised to be humble which I excel at cause I excel at everything.

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Deodorant? No, I never need to buy any. People just give it to me. Complete strangers sometimes.

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Goodbye, August, don’t let the door hit you on the way out.

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4 months ago

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91 shares on WeChat this month:

Onion rings? I’m answering.

32 shares on Messenger this month:

Guilty pleasure? Why would I ever feel guilty about pleasure.

88 shares on Messenger this month:

Yes, I make bad decisions when I’m drunk. But I wouldn’t say that the decisions I make when I’m sober are any better.

26 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Introducing two cats is tedium. Not interested in your dumb politics just lick each other and be normal already.

39 shares on Reddit this month:

When I say I love the ocean, I mean I love the surface. Whatever goes on beneath has my respect, but it’s none of my business.

89 shares on Messenger this month:

Outside letting mosquitoes get some of this.

43 shares on WeChat this month:

You got a better chance getting chased by a dog than by me.

52 shares on X this month:

A new year resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.

42 shares on Threads this month:

People don’t have demonically glowing red eyes in photographs like they used to.

67 shares on Telegram this month:

I had no social life in high school. Even my imaginary best friend had a date for the prom.

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Someone from 🇰🇲 has bookmarked:

I don’t mean to say that I drink a lot of coffee, but Colombian farmers have a photo of me in their wallets.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has copied:

I don’t always seize the day. Sometimes I poke the day with my index finger and go, ew, ew, ew, ew.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has viewed:

I’m so old, I still keep special moments in my heart and not in my Insta story.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has viewed:

Due to inflation, you can now eat food that has been on the floor for up to 7.3 seconds.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has copied:

If I meet you at a party and you instantly start asking about my job, you are subhuman to me.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has shared:

The highlight of my weekends is slipping into something more comfortable and putting my feet up.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has shared:

My boyfriend always complains that I never smile, but he’s the one who wanted a serious relationship.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has downloaded:

I only use ‘sir’ disrespectfully.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has copied:

Alcohol is actually a performance-enhancing drug. But you’re not gonna like the performance.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has viewed:

Miso soup is such a silly name, like “Yes, you so soup.”

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Making waves on WhatsApp:

Imagine being hungry and some guy tries to teach you to fish.

Spotted on Discord:

My goal for next month is small, simple, and clear: change my whole entire life.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Why are moths always out at night when they like light so much? Wait til y’all find out about the sun.

Spotted on Messenger:

In 2007, if you wore a long-sleeve T-shirt under a regular T-shirt, it meant that you liked music.

Freshly posted on Slack:

As you get older, it’s amazing how fast bird-watching creeps up on you…

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Not wearing glasses anymore, I’ve seen enough.

Just landed via YouTube:

Life is just a series of Sopranos references with some other things mixed in.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

And to my grandchildren, I leave my unread PDFs.

Seen just now on Twitch:

People be like, “I’m a work in progress” and never make any progress.

Just shared via Twitch:

A guy waited exactly 3 days to text me. Someone’s been studying the ancient scrolls of 1980s dating advice.

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An app where you and your partner swipe left and right on restaurants until there’s a match. No talking, no negotiation. Who’s building this?

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Europeans read a lot because their television shows suck.

Just cleaned my room in case Beyoncé was somewhere close to my house and her car broke down, and she needed somewhere to sleep.

Almonds are a scam. They are wood. You are eating wood.

I was raised to be humble which I excel at cause I excel at everything.

Deodorant? No, I never need to buy any. People just give it to me. Complete strangers sometimes.

Goodbye, August, don’t let the door hit you on the way out.

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