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  • Gave my family the wrong address for our beach rental. Hoping to get a couple days in before they find me.
  • When someone tells me “They could care less”, instead of the proper “I couldn’t care less”, I always say “At least you care.”
  • I composed this post in a way that only the sexy can read it, so congratulations.
  • Guys, please stop wearing NASA shirts, I bet you can’t even name one of their songs.
  • I like to put “No DMs” in my bio to pretend that I’m attractive.
  • Just another day of not being hot and rich.