Commentary:
Who knew FaceTime was the new OpenTable? 🍽️📞😅
Funny restaurants quotes
I’m fat because I’m full of experiences, and most of those experiences took place at Mexican restaurants.
Commentary:
"Living la vida taco! 🌮😂 #ExpandingHorizonsAndWaistlines"
My self-care routine is mostly just going to Mexican restaurants.
Commentary:
"Who needs a spa day when you can have all the guacamole and margaritas your heart desires at a Mexican restaurant? 💃🌮🍹 It's a fiesta for the soul! #TacoTuesdayEveryday"
Why can’t Chinese restaurants chop the broccoli in their dishes? I feel like I’m trying to fit an entire bonsai tree into my mouth.
Commentary:
"Seriously, is there a broccoli convention going on in there or something? 🥦🪴🤔 #BroccoliOverload #BonsaiVsMouthStruggle"
An app where you and your partner swipe left and right on restaurants until there’s a match. No talking, no negotiation. Who’s building this?
Commentary:
🍔🔥 "Introducing the Tinder for foodies – where finding your perfect dining match is just a swipe away! 📲💑 Who needs words when you can let the food do the talking? Bon appétit, and swipe responsibly!" 🍣🍕
My future husband is very lucky; he will never stay hungry, because I know so many restaurants with delicious food.
Commentary:
Who needs cooking skills when you’ve memorized every takeout menu in town? 🍕🍔🍣