Asking the birds outside my window if they know any Metallica. Posted onMar 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Wondering if they're more into "tweet" metal than heavy metal! 🎸🐦🎶 Related funny posts 🤝 Metallica’s “Nothing Else Matters” is my favorite song about that 5 minutes of sleep before the alarm goes off. Apparently there is a bird fight club who holds their meetings outside my window at about 5am. No ChatGPT for me, thanks. I will be asking Liam Gallagher on Twitter. It’s so funny when someone writes a song to try to get someone to have sex with them. That’s what a bird would do! If you turn your phone off for 1 day, you’ll realize it’s still 2007 outside.