Asking the cashier how Iβm doing today. Posted onMay 6, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Social anxiety level: secretly hoping to win an Oscar for my response ππ Related funny posts π€ Me: what can possibly go wrong though. Anxiety: I’m glad you asked. Men microdose bicuriousness by asking what youβd do for a million dollars. Nothing is more fake than my friendliness on the phone at work. I could easily win an Oscar, I just have other things going on right now. The final level of being smart is just pretending you donβt know anything to make your life easier.