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I can literally trace the moment my career died back to when my boss said he was in back-to-back meetings, and I said, “Isn’t face-to-face better?”

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People delete their social media and start acting like they got a master’s degree in maturity.

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I sent you a message telepathically and you didn’t respond. Are you mad at me?

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I would love to be normal, but unfortunately, I was raised by the internet and a microwave.

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Your call is very important to us, here’s six days of irritating music.

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I’m planning to eat the rich, but can I sub out fries for a salad?

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I’m so unpopular at school they call me “Batteries”. I’m never included in anything.

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Welcome to your 40’s: you get excited about avocados now.

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I wish I was a cat. No bills, no job, just meow, meow.

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Turns out that ending meetings with “have the day you deserve” has made me some enemies at work.