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  • You’re not entertaining, you are exittaining.
  • My favorite part of The Godfather is when the guy wakes up and screams because the Mafia has stolen the bottom half of the horse he keeps in his bed.
  • The way that we’re constantly told not to eat silica gel makes me suspect that it contains all the world’s forbidden knowledge.
  • Everyone hates drama, yet somehow the tabloids remain in business.
  • Someone in their late 20s giving advice to someone in their early 20s is exactly like when a toddler is obsessed with a newborn.
  • Why do plane tickets have to be so expensive? You’re literally going that way anyway. Just give me a ride.