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Looks like an impromptu grocery shopping adventure with a side of unexpected bonding 🛒😄 Who knew forgetting your wife's list could lead to a new shopping buddy! #ShoppingGoals

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33 shares on Threads this month:

I just need to get over everything that has happened to me in my entire life and then we can hang out.

100 shares on Slack this month:

As a kid, I was worried about randomly disappearing into the Bermuda Triangle forever. As an adult, I’m wondering how I can actually make that happen.

93 shares on Threads this month:

The government even made aliens boring.

45 shares on Telegram this month:

Netflix needs to stop asking if I’m still watching and start asking if I moved the laundry to the dryer yet.

94 shares on Threads this month:

Showing my barber a picture of a dinosaur.

94 shares on Discord this month:

Using Twitter as a semi-vague posting journal for memory purposes.

99 shares on WeChat this month:

Unlike smoking, vaping doesn’t reduce your sex drive. It just reduces the sex drive of the people who see you vaping.

63 shares on Instagram this month:

One night stands just make more sense for single people. Why would you need a night stand on both sides of the bed?

11 shares on Facebook this month:

If you think I’m funny, you should hear the voices in my head.

66 shares on TikTok this month:

Here’s to another day of outward smiles and inward screams.

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The only way to forget the mistakes you made in the past is to make even bigger and graver mistakes in the present.

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Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here looking at soup recipes.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has bookmarked:

I am calling on public libraries to ban the books that I borrowed and lost. We don’t need that kind of crap in the libraries.

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Asking my dentist a question, but sticking my fingers in his mouth before he replies.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has downloaded:

Every time I spend my own money, I feel like somebody needs to reimburse me.

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Black Friday used to have heart. I wanna see someone get clocked for a Wii.

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Me to alien: I, too, try to live among people undetected.

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No kids at my wedding. Gonna Uber the flower girl home when she’s done.

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It took me 5 minutes to do something I’ve been stressing about for 6 months. I will learn nothing from this.

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As it turns out, the only way to avoid work stress is not going.

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Making waves on Discord:

Y’all ever withheld good news so that it remains untouched by negativity?

Seen just now on YouTube:

Thought getting captured by cannibals would be terrifying, but they’re actually feeding me really well.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I am just a man, a man who told a woman to calm down, so I guess this is goodbye.

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Just seen a guy with a Coca-Cola and yellow Lay’s chips. Classic combo, he knows his stuff.

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If I’m ever in a coma, please pluck my chin hairs.

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Being excited to get in bed is a different level of adulting.

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How can you not appreciate a drunk text? Someone is absolutely off their face and still thinking of you.

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I think my leftovers are old enough to throw themselves away.

Just landed via Slack:

Bought a pair of night vision goggles so that I can easily find the fridge at night without waking my wife.

Making waves on Snapchat:

When I say I’m tired, the “of people” is silent.

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At the grocery store, but forgot my wife’s list so I guess I’ll just follow this other guy around and get what he gets.

Lord of the Rings is a story about a brave little Hobbit on a mission to destroy a ring and save the world, and his annoying friend Frodo.

All I know for sure is that I could be wrong.

How many calories do you burn waiting to hear back?

Men used to send love letters in the middle of wars, and now they think reassurance is too much effort.

I may look fine on the outside, but on the inside I’m hungry again.

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At the grocery store, but forgot my wife’s list so I guess I’ll just follow this other guy around and get what he gets.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I don’t understand why it isn’t socially acceptable to choose to be nocturnal. The angry hot sky ball is gone, my internet is fast, everyone finally shut up, what’s not to like.

Lord of the Rings is a story about a brave little Hobbit on a mission to destroy a ring and save the world, and his annoying friend Frodo.

All I know for sure is that I could be wrong.

How many calories do you burn waiting to hear back?

Men used to send love letters in the middle of wars, and now they think reassurance is too much effort.

I may look fine on the outside, but on the inside I’m hungry again.

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