At the grocery store, but forgot my wifeโ€™s list so I guess Iโ€™ll just follow this other guy around and get what he gets.

At the grocery store, but forgot my wife's list so I guess I'll just follow this other guy around and get what he gets.

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Looks like an impromptu grocery shopping adventure with a side of unexpected bonding ๐Ÿ›’๐Ÿ˜„ Who knew forgetting your wifeโ€™s list could lead to a new shopping buddy! #ShoppingGoals

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