Awkward is the new sexy. At least that’s what I’m telling myself, so I don’t cry in front of strangers. Posted on6 hours ago6 hours ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Embracing my inner dork and calling it charisma! πβ¨ #AwkwardAndProud Related Funny Quotes π€ Never cry at the weekend. Cry at work, at least then you’ll get paid for it. People who often talk to themselves are more intelligent than others. At least that’s what I tell myself. That was pointless, we could’ve just stayed strangers. I embarrass myself in front of myself. βAnother bombshell has entered the villa!β I say to myself as I walk in the front door of my own home.