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I woke up, got out of bed, and had coffee. I think that’s enough for one day.

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bed, coffee, daily, daily life, day, enough, humor, i, laziness, life, morning, morning routine, relaxation, routine, simple, simple life, start, start of day, think, woke on May 26, 2026 by slickboy.

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