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Is it okay for me to start drinking as soon as the kids are at school, or am I just a terrible teacher?

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If, I, want to, put, a comma, there, then, I will put, the comma, there.

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No one is more surprised than my kids every night when I say it’s bed time.

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Mambo No. 5, but it’s in a minor key, and I’m naming women who didn’t text me back.

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I think humans are meant to lay in bed with the love of their life all winter.

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Don’t compare yourself with others. Everyone is better than you.

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The Midwest urge to have a drink on a patio as soon as it’s nice out.

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The subtle art of letting yourself go crazy once in a while.

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Pet owners be like “this is my pet Snoopy, but their nicknames are Booboo and Thicky Boy!”

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Have you ever just restarted the dryer because you didn’t feel like folding the clothes yet?

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Ah, the magical land of Monday—the gift that keeps not giving!

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Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here making love.

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Toddlers be like, we can do this the hard way or the harder way.

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The worst thing about wearing headphones is when you hallucinate people shouting you. Like, why does this happen?

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I wish my hair had as much volume as my mouth.

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Aura farming in front of old people by not listening to music nor checking my phone.

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I really miss kissing. I hope next year favors my lips.

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You should never forget where you came from. That’s probably where your keys are.

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It’s actually scary how your whole life depends on how well you did as a teenager.

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I’m addicted to placebos.

Being a woman is trying to guess what the hell is going on with your body three times a week.

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Nothing worse than realising you vented to the wrong person.

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Should I be worried that buzzards circle me when I go for a run?

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I used to be cool, but now I just can’t wait to get on the couch by 7 p.m., in my pajamas, with a quilted blanket.

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I get it, drug commercials. I too like to dance while I describe all my side effects.

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Starting conversations with short people by saying “back when I was your height…”

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Ever since I was young, I knew I wanted to be online nonstop.

81 shares on Threads this month:

No, I can’t tonight. I already have plans to look at my phone somewhere else.

36 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Bruschetta is 80% delicious and 20% mess.

59 shares on Messenger this month:

You know you’re getting old when you’re entering your birth year online and you need to spin that thing like you’re on wheel of fortune.

34 shares on Facebook this month:

Drugs don’t ruin lives. Drug tests do.

77 shares on Messenger this month:

Quality women really do attract everyone. A bright light always attracts all types of bugs.

99 shares on Reddit this month:

This is the wrong generation for people with an old soul.

69 shares on Reddit this month:

You know shit’s about to get real when I put on yoga pants before dessert.

35 shares on YouTube this month:

Please stop adding touchscreens to cars. Most of these idiots can barely drive as it is.

33 shares on YouTube this month:

I wish people had mute buttons in real life.

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Obsessed with how Siri just doesn’t work at all, ever.

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Hey babe, wanna come over and fold me like a fitted sheet?

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Concert tickets should be 75% off if the artist is really super special to you.

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Mercury is no longer in retrograde, so never trust a cow because the sun can’t swim.

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I’m not really a “glass half full” kind of person. I’m more of a “Where’d I put my glass?” kind of person.

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Sometimes my mouth hits send before my brain has a chance to stop it.

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I can keep my mouth shut, but you can read the subtitles on my face.

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My body cracks like a glow stick every time I move, but refuses to light up.

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My anxiety is chronic, but my overthinking is iconic.

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Please don’t ask me what my hobbies are, I lost interest in life back in 6th grade.

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Making waves on Reddit:

I went to a mind reader. She almost went mad.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

Tourists love to think that they are not like other tourists.

Trending via Threads:

Why would anyone ever jump OUT of a cake?

Spotted on TikTok:

The paintings I always like the most in museums are the ones that have a bench.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Apparently I’m the reason why I never have any money. I am shocked!

Trending via Messenger:

My New Years resolutions are to do some things, and stop doing some other things.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

My chakra went out for cigarettes.

Spotted on Slack:

I put the hot in psychotic.

Going viral on Reddit:

Nosferatu 2024, Frankenstein 2025, and Werwulf 2026. I was born at exactly the right time.

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A person that weights 200 pounds on Earth weighs 76 pounds on Mars. So I’m not overweight, I’m on the wrong planet.

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Being a woman is trying to guess what the hell is going on with your body three times a week.

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Nothing worse than realising you vented to the wrong person.

Should I be worried that buzzards circle me when I go for a run?

I used to be cool, but now I just can’t wait to get on the couch by 7 p.m., in my pajamas, with a quilted blanket.

I get it, drug commercials. I too like to dance while I describe all my side effects.

Starting conversations with short people by saying “back when I was your height…”

Imagine if spiders giggled when they ran away from us.

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