Being a woman is trying to guess what the hell is going on with your body three times a week. Commentary:"Life as a woman: Playing a never-ending game of 'Guess That Body Signal' with your own anatomy! ๐ง๐โโ๏ธ๐ #GirlProblems" Related Funny Posts ๐ค Sometimes being a woman is just trying to figure out if youโre hormonally sad, seasonally sad, or genuinely falling apart. Being old is basically trying to figure out what part of the body the noise is coming from, and why. I hate it when my body decides to get sick. I gave you a vegetable last week, how dare you. Hell hath no fury like a sports bra being applied to a just showered but not 100% dry body. My child had pancakes and syrup for breakfast so I guess Iโll be sticking to my furniture for the next week.