Being a writer means canceling your plans so you have time to write, and then spending hours avoiding writing. Posted onFeb 3, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Procrastination: the only thing writers do on schedule! πβοΈπ Related funny posts π You don’t have to write every day to be a writer! You just have to feel guilty every day that you don’t. A single garbageman contributes more to society before lunch than every crypto trader and op-ed writer combined does in their lifetime. There aren’t enough hours in the day for me to do absolutely nothing. Writing is so fun because you get to google things like “woman names”. I’ve watched porn with better writing than Stranger Things.