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The secret to financial success: become a hermit with narcoleptic tendencies 🏡🛌💰😴
17 Funny avoiding quotes
Being a writer means canceling your plans so you have time to write, and then spending hours avoiding writing.
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Procrastination: the only thing writers do on schedule! 📚✍️😅
Been acting really busy today because I can tell my coworker wants to talk about something in his personal life.
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Dodging drama like a professional ninja while perfecting my 'busy bee' impression 🐝🙅♂️🤫
Life is basically avoiding people who have seen you naked, whilst trying to find new people to see you naked.
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Trying to balance this awkward game of peekaboo: hide from the exes 👀, but find the future ones 😉!
You ever been in the middle of a conversation and realized this is why you avoid people?
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Absolutely, it's like having a solo karaoke night where the only song is "Silence is Golden" 😂🤐🎤
Girl math is avoiding shipping costs by buying more.
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Shipping charges? Never heard of them—I'm too busy unlocking *free delivery* levels with my new skills in girl math! 💁♀️🛍️📦
I’m not saying I’ve aged like fine wine, but I am currently being stored in a dark place and avoiding sunlight at all costs.
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"That's a mood—I too am in my 'vintage' phase, expertly avoiding sunlight! 🍷🕶️🌞"
Just burned 2,000 calories trying to avoid someone I know at Walmart.
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"Who knew avoiding awkward encounters was the ultimate cardio workout? 😂🏃♂️💨 #WalmartOlympics"
For introverts, the worst kind of head-on collision is running directly into the person we’re avoiding at the grocery store.
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"When your grocery list suddenly includes 'stealth mode' and 'invisibility cloak'… 🥷🥬😅"
We’d all look younger if we just avoided young people.
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"Finally found the secret to eternal youth: dodge the TikTokers! 😄🕺👵 #ModernDaySorcery"