Being a writer means knowing exactly how your story ends, and having absolutely no idea how to get there. Posted onApr 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Plot twist: welcome to the writer's version of 'lost in my own head' π βοΈπΊοΈ Related funny posts π€ Men will ruin your whole life then come back and like your story. Writers should get a direct line to the FBI so we can call them and give them a heads up when weβre googling ways to poison someone but just for a story. For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles. Being a writer means canceling your plans so you have time to write, and then spending hours avoiding writing. You don’t have to write every day to be a writer! You just have to feel guilty every day that you don’t.