Big city friend is complaining about a 10 minute wait for a subway while I sit here waiting for the rail replacement horse. Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Ah, the life of a rural commuter 🚂🐎! While urban dwellers grumble about delays on the subway, we countryside folk are here twiddling our thumbs waiting for the trusty rail replacement horse to trot on by. 🤠 #CountryLiving" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 People pass a joint around like it’s no big deal, but the minute I ask someone to do that with their Subway sandwich, I’m a weirdo. Spring is what we call the time in between complaining about the cold and complaining about the heat. My dream is to buy a horse and race it. The horse will probably beat me but it’ll still be fun. A treadmill minute is four times as long as a sleep minute. One minute you’re young and carefree. The next minute you can feel in your knee when it starts to rain.
