Big city friend is complaining about a 10 minute wait for a subway while I sit here waiting for the rail replacement horse. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppBig city friend is complaining about a 10 minute wait for a subway while I sit here waiting for the rail replacement horse. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 People pass a joint around like it’s no big deal, but the minute I ask someone to do that with their Subway sandwich, I’m a weirdo. Spring is what we call the time in between complaining about the cold and complaining about the heat. My dream is to buy a horse and race it. The horse will probably beat me but it’ll still be fun. A treadmill minute is four times as long as a sleep minute. One minute you’re young and carefree. The next minute you can feel in your knee when it starts to rain.