funny rail quotes - Wordgag

Big city friend is complaining about a 10 minute wait for a subway while I sit here waiting for the rail replacement horse.

May 23, 2026

Think about how many more lovers you’d have if a cross country high-speed rail existed. That’s what they are taking away from you.

May 22, 2026

We could have high-speed rail that connects the entire country, but instead we get AI porn bots that steal all of our drinking water to entertain the dumbest people alive.

May 20, 2026