Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and give her a house.

Commentary:
πŸ πŸ’ "Who needs a spouse when you can just gift a house? πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ Maybe this is the ultimate 'no strings attached' relationship strategy! πŸ˜† Just make sure she doesn't cozy up to the house more than to you! 🀣"