Blackout curtains are dangerous, because it’s 1 p.m. outside and 1 a.m. in here. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When your sleep schedule is playing hide and seek with the sun! 😴🌞 #VampireVibes Related funny posts 🤝 Blackout curtains because I’ll decide what time it is. Call your family now and ask them what the wifi password is, so they have time to find the little paper it’s written on before Thanksgiving. There will never be a perfect time. Make that mistake now. Life is like a box of chocolates. More expensive than I was expecting. People make the mistake of keeping aubergines in the fridge, when in fact they should be kept in the bin.