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Playful quote about skipping work while feeling uncomfortable in jeans.

Called off work. Feeling fat and wearing jeans.

Commentary:
When you realize your jeans have transformed into a denim prison πŸ˜‚πŸ‘–πŸ•

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged called, called off, care, casual, casual wear, day, day off, fat, feeling, feeling fat, jeans, self, self-care, wear, work on May 20, 2026 by slickboy.

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