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Can we talk about what little red riding hoods actual grandma must have looked like?

Can we talk about what little red riding hoods actual grandma must have looked like?

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Oh, if only Little Red Riding Hood's grandma knew she'd become a topic of discussion ๐Ÿง๐Ÿ‘ต๐Ÿผ Was she rocking a stylish red cape too, or perhaps knitting socks for the Big Bad Wolf? ๐Ÿบ Either way, I'm sure she was quite the character! ๐Ÿ˜‚ #GrandmaGoals



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