Cocktails can be tricky, because they taste like juice, but then the next thing you know… you can’t walk. Posted onMay 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Juice: *tastes great, but forgot to mention it's moonwalking practice in a glass* 🍹🕺😂 Related funny posts 🤝 Capri Sun tastes as if scientists had bet that they could make fruit juice without fruit. If you add orange juice to Jason Momoa, you get a Jason Mimosa. Establish dominance at work by drinking iced tea in a wine glass. Optimist: The glass is ½ full. Pessimist: The glass is ½ empty. Excel: The glass is January 2nd. I modeled my morning routine on the humble rooster. Wake up, scream, wander around.