Commenting βAI slopβ under pictures of my friendsβ kids opening presents. Posted onMay 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When your friend's kid gets socks for Christmas: "AI slop strikes again! ππ€πΆ" Related funny posts π€ I was actually doing so well until your email found me. My father didn’t want kids, so he had two kids, which was the equivalent of zero kids at the time. I’ve had two glasses of wine and responded with “Omgggg congrats, sweet girl” on an engagement post of someone I haven’t spoken to in 5 years. I never oversleep in the mornings. I set an alarm and a back-up alarm. Plus, there’s also a noisy kid once those fail. At my next job, I’m gonna lie about having a kid so I can leave the office anytime I want like everyone else with children.