I love when my friends have quiet boyfriends. Like, girl, your dog is so good, sis. Posted onApr 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like you've got a boyfriend with a built-in mute button ππ€ #QuietGoals Related funny posts π€ Every girl keeps an extra boyfriend and calls him ‘best friend’. I came home to find my boyfriend mopping the floor and my first thought was, βwhoβd he kill?β I haven’t been with anyone in 3 years. I feel sorry for my next boyfriend. He might not make it through the day. Nothing is worse than seeing a gorgeous girl that Iβd never approach or stand a chance with and then finding out she has a boyfriend. Muting morons is good for your health.