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ChatGPT’s primary use is to generate plausible excuses to leave dinner at the in-laws’.

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Any place is a walkable city if you’re broke enough.

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If you think I’m evil, wait until you meet the man who made me this way.

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That moment you turn down the music while driving around looking for a street address, so you can see better.

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The only squat I’m even considering doing today is diddly.

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The longer I work in corporate, the more I realize… Micromanaging is just insecurity dressed up as leadership.

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That uncontrollable urge to hurt myself and others when a film’s subtitles are slightly out of sync.

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Blocking him isn’t enough. I want his favorite sports team to finish last every year for now and forever.

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Therapy? I have Spotify.

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I’m just a girl looking for another snack.

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I accidentally take a screenshot of my phone background at least once a week.

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The key to happiness: 1/ order a pizza. 2/ eat that pizza. 3/ repeat!

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Probably the worst thing you can do when your wife gives you a disapproving look from across the room for being on your phone is finish typing this.

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Most of being a woman is just removing exclamation points from emails before you send them.

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If my wife doesn’t win anything on this $2 scratch ticket, it’s going to go down as one of the worst birthday presents ever.

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ChatGPT’s primary use is to generate plausible excuses to leave dinner at the in-laws’.

Therapists are like, “You don’t owe anyone anything. Except me. You owe me 250 dollars for this session.”

Sex is great, but have you ever had your alarm go off and then realize you don’t have to get up today?

Maximizing rent value by turning ‘homebody’ into an Olympic sport!

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I left the house with wet hair and no makeup on, so I’m sure I’ll run into everyone I know.

Unmarried in your 30s should honestly be rebranded as – ‘Congrats, you didn’t pick the wrong person out of panic’.

“I’ll run it by the boss” is one of the peak boomerisms you can say as a married man. It feels electric.

The only way to my heart is with a knife.

Hey, wanna intertwine delusions and make them a reality or nah?

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Wednesday is the part of the novel where the heroine stares out the window and questions everything.

The fine art of sticking my nose where it doesn’t belong.

Worst part of being in my 20’s is to be reminded that I’m actually in my mid-40’s.

I get jealous when I find someone playing a song I thought only I knew.

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If I were you, I would rather be me.

You want to go out in the sun and then you can’t get the couch through the door.

Kinda rude my neighbors live next to me.

Sorry I’m late, my song came on at the grocery store.

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I’m not gonna have a bad day. The day is gonna have a bad me.

Part of fatherhood is becoming an expert in some obscure topic and teaching it to your children who stopped listening 30 minutes ago.

When a girl is done with you, she talks to you like she’s in HR or something.

No amount of daylight can save us.

Lounging under the stars is top-tier therapy.

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