Crashed my car reading a billboard that said, βDonβt text and drive.β Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Guess they forgot to add 'Don't read billboards and drive' too! ππ₯π±π" Related Funny Quotes π€ βYou never text back.β No, I be reading texts from the notification bar, then forget to text back. Do not EVER text while driving. Please use the giant iPad attached to your dashboard. If I ever look at my phone in the middle of a conversation with you, Iβm not reading a text; Iβm just looking up the definition of a word I just used a bit too confidently. I accidentally hit a parked car, so I left them a note that said βnext time it will be youβ. Reading for pleasure implies the existence of reading for pain. They’re calling it a PhD.