Crashed my car reading a billboard that said, “Don’t text and drive.” Posted onFeb 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Guess they forgot to add 'Don't read billboards and drive' too! 🚗💥📱😂" Related funny posts 😂 My wife screamed “you haven’t listened to a single word I’ve said, have you?!” I was taken aback, what a weird way to start a conversation. Always keep a dog eared book on your nightstand so that people think you know how to read. Listen to the birds, not the news. If you ever think English is not a weird language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme. But read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead. She didn’t leave you on read, bro. You left her on speechless.