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Crashed my car reading a billboard that said, “Don’t text a…

Crashed my car reading a billboard that said, “Don’t text a…

Commentary:
"Guess they forgot to add 'Don't read billboards and drive' too! 🚗💥📱😂"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged accident, billboard, car, distraction, drive, driving, humor, irony, reading, safety, said, text, texting on Jun 29, 2025 by slickboy.

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