Crashed my car reading a billboard that said, “Don’t text and drive.”

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It’s too late. I sat down on the couch after work. Go on without me.

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Sex is cool, but have you ever received reassurance without asking for it?

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You know you’re getting old when you and the grocery store have the same playlist.

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This year is starting to feel like it needs to be left outside until we see if it can act right.

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It’s this time again when you have to choose between coffee and mulled wine in the morning.

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My parents didn’t raise me to order something expensive when someone else is paying.

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Need to become a tour guide. I’ve just realized it’s the only job I can think of that combines my loves of walking around and knowing more than everyone around me.