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I voted for the candidate on the last yard sign I saw before pulling in. Slow children at play will lead us into the future.

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My co-workers found out when my birthday is so now I need to find a new job.

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“I have a favourite hole”, me, at the pool table.

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Don’t suffer in silence. Make it everyone’s problem.

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Blocking him isn’t enough. I want his favorite sports team to finish last every year for now and forever.

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Relationship Status: just tried to pet my dog and he turned his head so I pretended I was reaching for a leaf that was next to him.

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I’m the kind of introvert who dodges phone calls but sends paragraphs in texts.

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Why are fish the only thing you can monger? Let me monger some other stuff.

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Boyfriend hasn’t accepted my LinkedIn request yet. He doesn’t want to connect. He doesn’t want to build.

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You’re so cultured I’mma start calling you Yogurt.