Commentary:
Sounds like we all caught a contagious case of zero f*cks given 😄📚🤷♂️
Funny quarantine quotes
Saturday Night Fever, but it’s just me yelling, “Five, six, seven, eight!” while my cat lies down and refuses to participate.
Commentary:
Sounds like my cat's got a serious case of "paws-itively" no rhythm! 🐾🕺😹
Currently accepting DMs from any man with a sturdy bunker on his property.
Commentary:
When your dating profile goes from "single and ready to mingle" to "prepped and ready for the apocalypse" 🏗️🏡😂
Quitting my job to focus on staying inside.
Commentary:
"Finally putting my degree in Couch-ology to good use! 🛋️📚😎"
I’m awake and working. Please respect my privacy during these trying and emotional times.
Commentary:
"Awake and pretending to be productive. My bed is filing a missing person report. 🛌😂📋"
New COVID variant subscribes you to random podcasts.
Commentary:
"Looks like COVID got tired of just affecting your health, now it's coming for your ears too! Stay safe out there, you might end up binge-listening to shows about cat fashion or underwater basket weaving thanks to this new variant."