Commentary:
When I open my DMs and see all the messages, I put on my best Sherlock Holmes hat and solve the mystery: case closed, wrong number 😂🔍📵
14 Funny DMs quotes
Porn is free, so why are you in my DMs?
Commentary:
Guess some people think DMs stand for “Desperate Messages” 😂📬
“You’re in her DMs, my faint presence sits in her Spotify Wrapped through the music I introduced her to. We’re not the same.”
Commentary:
In the game of love, I’m the playlist curator while you’re stuck as an unread message 😂🎵📩
Currently accepting DMs from any man with a sturdy bunker on his property.
Commentary:
When your dating profile goes from "single and ready to mingle" to "prepped and ready for the apocalypse" 🏗️🏡😂
Asserting dominance by starting all my private DMs with “I hope this DM finds you well.
Commentary:
"Taking 'sliding into DMs' to a whole new level of sophistication! 😂📬 #DMKing"
Mind if I crawl into your DMs and stay there for a while?
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Commentary:
"Sure, but bring snacks! 🍿📲 #CouchSurfingInTheDMs"
Maybe her DMs haven’t been working for 2 months.
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Commentary:
"Did her DMs go on a sabbatical? 😂📩📴"
You’re in his DMs, so am I, but I am way funnier.
Commentary:
"When you both slide into his DMs but you're the one with the punchlines! 😂😂 #ComedyQueen"
Might put on a bikini and run through your DMs.
Commentary:
"Bold move! Just hope there’s a lifeguard in those DMs to save me from drowning in laughter! 😂🏊♀️💌"
Your in his DMs, I’m on Etsy paying a witch to put a spell on him.
Commentary:
"Girl, while you're sliding into his DMs, I'm busy browsing Etsy for a real magic solution! 🧙♀️💫 Can't risk losing him to a simple DM battle after all! 😂 #WitchCraftOverRomance"