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Dating these days is like trusting a crackhead to come back…

Dating these days is like trusting a crackhead to come back…

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When your date asks if you want to split the bill, just remember: trust is in the air… or is that just broken promises? 🤔💸😂

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged addiction, back, change, comparison, dating, days, humor, relationship, trust on Jul 18, 2025 by slickboy.

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