Dating these days is like trusting a crackhead to come back with your change.

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Pitching a sitcom where all the top people running a major city have been arrested and by chain of command the person in charge is now a librarian.

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I feel like we’re all just angry and horny.

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Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city.

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What career is most compatible with the unemployed lifestyle?

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First date idea: we search for each other’s criminal history together.

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Soft launching your call out the next day by telling everyone at work your stomach feels a little weird.

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Did you seriously just pique my interest?

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A Twitter swear jar could end world hunger.

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And then there are people who can only sleep on their back because their pea brain could slip out of their ear if they lie on their side.

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Pretty sure the guy in front of me at McDonald’s ordered the rest of the food.