Dating these days is like trusting a crackhead to come back… Commentary:When your date asks if you want to split the bill, just remember: trust is in the air… or is that just broken promises? 🤔💸😂 Related Funny Posts 🤝 I’m not “dating to marry” or “dating for fun.” I’m dating for a secret third reason. Girls these days are like a box of chocolates. Some have nuts. Some days you feel like you’re surrounded by idiots, other days you realize it’s not just some days. Despite popular opinion, dating apps are NOT for dating. They are for finding people to watch your Instagram story for years and years. The problem with dating apps is I don’t wanna date someone that would use a dating app.