Death doesn’t scare me, but a group of dogs fighting while I’m walking alone on the street does. Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Paws before you scare! 😅🐶🚶♂️🛑 Related funny posts 🤝 When a man gets married he has a moral obligation to scare his wife when he sneezes. You don’t scare me, you’re not my kid noticing her sibling got a bigger slice of cake. You don’t scare me, you’re not my ID photo. I’m not afraid of ghosts because everyone who’s mad at me is still alive. Saturday Night Fever, but it’s just me yelling, “Five, six, seven, eight!” while my cat lies down and refuses to participate.