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Humorous quote about fearing dog fights more than death, playful and witty in tone.

Death doesn’t scare me, but a group of dogs fighting while I’m walking alone on the street does.

Commentary:
Paws before you scare! 😅🐶🚶‍♂️🛑

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged alone, animal, animal attack, animals, attack, danger, death, dogs, fear, fighting, group, humor, me, pet, scare, street, walking, while on May 27, 2026 by slickboy.

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