December turns me into someone who believes a fat man with a beard can fix everything. Posted onApr 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:I always knew Santa had a side gig as a life coach! ๐ ๐งโจ Related funny posts ๐ค My life coach traded me. Santa saw your Facebook posts. This year you’re getting a dictionary. My dog sure does give a lot of side eye for someone without a job. Santa keeps a pair of mounted antlers over his fireplace to keep the reindeer from unionizing. Pretty cool that we all come together on Christmas and celebrate the birth of Santa.