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December turns me into someone who believes a fat man with a beard can fix everything.

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I always knew Santa had a side gig as a life coach! 🎅🔧✨

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged beard, belief, Christmas, claus, December, everything, fat, fat man, fix, holiday, man, me, Santa, Santa Claus, someone on May 29, 2026 by slickboy.

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