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Threw my back out due to overwhelming sensuality again.

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Nasa is launching a satellite to say sorry to the aliens. They’re calling it the Apollo G.

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With great power comes a huge electric bill.

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McDonald’s will “anything else” you to death. Can you wait a McMinute?

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After you’ve been married a long time, you become able to communicate nonverbally. At least, I’m pretty sure that’s why we never speak.

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Whoever has my voodoo doll, please make it study.

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I generally don’t know what the hell I’m doing, but I’m really good at it.

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I’d never pick the lesser of two evils because that means they’re not even good at being evil either.

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God: “I don’t regret the Flood, but I do regret the Ark.”

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If your kids aren’t drinking enough water, tell them it’s bedtime.

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I’m not religious, but if someone is turning water into wine, let’s take a second look.

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My signature move is me looking for my phone that I’m currently holding in my hand.

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I should get paid a lot more for being the boss of me.

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I love ordering things online because when they arrive it’s like a present from me to me.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

So apparently it’s still a DUI even if you’re the birthday boy.

Going bananas on Twitch:

As parents we have to make sacrifices all the time. Today, I had to eat my kid’s ice cream because she couldn’t finish it.

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Imagine hating me and I don’t notice.

Just landed via TikTok:

The phrase “Treat yourself” has ruined my bank account and waistline.

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Due to personal reasons, I will be screaming into a pillow.

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“It’s the most wonderful crime of the year!” I crooned running away with the pot of Santa’s donations.

Did you know there are people who go away for 3 days and only pack 3 days’ worth of clothing?

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The older I get, the more I start to understand the appeal of birdwatching as a hobby. I do find myself watching these little troublemakers quite often.

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Y’all be riding them bikes in the street like I don’t gotta look up my next song.

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I’m not fat. I just eat in advance.

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Spending money is too easy. For my bank account’s sake, I need a bridge troll to ask me three riddles before I’m allowed to buy something.

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I like my money where I can see it: hanging in my closet.

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Having now listened to the entire song, I have to say there’s some obvious internal disagreement as to what the Hokey Pokey is all about.

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Men be like, “But I’m different.” Yeah, a different type of disappointment.

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I’m not moody; I’m just on shuffle.

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Welcome, new followers! It’s all downhill from here.

63 shares on Facebook this month:

I’m never really sure what to do with my hands when I go jogging, so I don’t go jogging.

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Showers are the best places to lose arguments with yourself.

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Please stop fighting with each other on the internet and start fighting with each other in real life. Life is short.

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I tried explaining crypto to my nine-year-old, and she said, “It sounds like someone is trying to sell you their imaginary friend.”

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Winter is actually awesome because if you put on a couple of movies at 5 p.m., it’s already pitch black and the evening is super long, so it feels like you’re staying up til 2 a.m., but in reality, it’s only 11 p.m. 10/10!

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Why do boys never buy the Pro Max iPhones? I swear it’s only girls with big phones.

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Getting your hair washed by someone else is one of life’s greatest joys no one really speaks about often.

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The sound of a buzzing fly is enough to ruin my whole mood.

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Might mess around and reply to all work emails with “make me”.

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If I were Noah, I’d bring three of every animal just to create some drama.

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I think my dad just eradicated a small village with his sneeze.

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Once you find a pair of pants that fit you perfectly, it’s over for all your other pants.

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Why did they call it K-pop and not Seoul music?

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The worst part about being an adult is that no matter how sad you get, the show must go on.

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I talk a lot of shit for someone who is startled by my own toast popping up while I’m watching it. Every. Single. Time.

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There’s nothing worse than accidentally becoming an important person at your job.

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Due to unfortunate circumstances, things are no longer fergalicious nor bootylicious.

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Whenever I’m not eating a breakfast sandwich I wish I was eating a breakfast sandwich.

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People who can fall asleep quickly freak me out… I mean, don’t they have thoughts?

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Don’t hate me, date me!

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The secret to a good marriage is that it’s all about give and take. Giving each other frequent back rubs and ordering lots of takeout.

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Combining breakfast and lunch: Brunch. Combining wine and dinner: Winner.

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Non-parents be like: I would simply instruct the toddler to do something he doesn’t want to do, and he would obey.

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Back then, my parents were afraid of what I would do on the Internet. Today, I’m afraid of what my parents do on the Internet.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won’t notice. Call her fat once and she will never forget. That’s because elephants never forget.

Just landed via Facebook:

If one door opens when another door closes, your house is probably haunted.

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My Facebook friends are like my pen collection. I have 100 but only one writes.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Kinda psycho that there’s a clothing brand called “Banana Republic.”

Freshly posted on Slack:

Stop hating yourself for everything. Be specific.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

“What’s wrong with you?” Right now or in general?

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