Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Are you spaghetti because I want you to meat my balls?
  • I’m not lazy, I’m waiting for inspiration to hit me… should be here any time now.
  • If only my teeth were as white as my legs.
  • Women don’t apologize. They sleep naked and let you decide whether you are still angry or not.
  • I need a six-month vacation twice a year.
  • Some people aren’t just missing a screw, the whole toolbox is gone.