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I’ve folded seven page corners of the book I’m reading. That’s 49 in dog ears.

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In case of a disaster, women and children are being evacuated first so men can think about a solution in peace.

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Aura farming in front of old people by not listening to music nor checking my phone.

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Some people find it strange when you talk to your pet. I find conversations with some people much stranger.

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It’s called a Caesar Salad because you stab it a bunch of times when you eat it.

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My issue with Jeopardy is that you never get the sense that the contestants are in any real danger.

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Researchers have discovered that birthdays are healthy. People who have more grow older.

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I wonder how long you could drive in a roundabout before a cop would be like, hey, you can’t do that anymore.

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I stop myself at least twice a day from posting a status that would make everyone grab popcorn.

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Not sure who needs to hear this, but make your bloody bed.

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I’m bad at being sad. Three minutes in, and I’m already making fun of my situation.

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I’m not an alcoholic, I only drink twice a year. When it’s sunny, and when it isn’t.

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If I like you I keep you close, if not I keep you at a distance so I can mime squishing your head between my thumb and forefinger.

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*Pointing at a mothers shrieking baby* Is this guy bothering you?

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If chickens knew how good they tasted, they would understand.

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If trees offered Wi-Fi, we would plant more of them. Too bad they only produce this oxygen thing.

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If it turns cold one more time, I’m gonna put the Christmas tree back up.

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Yabba dabba doo used to be a rad way to start a Saturday.

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11:00 am – Anything is possible. 3:00 pm – But not today.

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Just drafted the drunk text I’m going to send after one drink this weekend.

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I’m on this new diet where I don’t consume anything that talks to me before the first coffee.

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I’ve got a couple of eyebrow hairs that want me to be a villain.

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Wish I could get paid just for being a sweetheart.

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Not to sound like a potted plant, but sunlight and fresh air really make a difference.

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God: “I’m all-knowing but I’d rather be all-forgetting.”

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People say “go big or go home” like going home is a bad thing. Heck yeah, I want to go home, and I’ll have a nap when I get there.

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You don’t become cooler with age, but you do care progressively less about being cool, which is the only true way of being cool. This is called the Geezer’s Paradox.

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“I’m a very sleepy person, just at all the wrong times.”

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There’s a weird kind of grief that comes with late August, and I can’t explain it.

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I’ve never used a semicolon with 100% confidence.

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I’m not like the other girls. I’m a 37 year old man.

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Kinda miss when crushes were butterflies instead of complex emotional calculations about compatibility and red flags.

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How long past date can I eat eggs? Like are they still good or am I naming them now?

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Washing my hands in the sink and then wiping them on my cat, like a towel.

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Doctors don’t really need to hit you with that rubber hammer, it’s just how they release a lil tension through the day.

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In case of a disaster, women and children are being evacuated first so men can think about a solution in peace.

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