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"Well, I guess being a doctor does come with some perks – who knew playing whack-a-mole on your knee could be a stress-reliever? 🤪💉 #DoctorLife"

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Doctors don’t really need to hit you with that rubber hammer, it’s just how they release a lil tension through the day.

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Doctors don’t really need to hit you with that rubber hammer, it’s just how they release a lil tension through the day.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Let’s all be grateful for a moment that stupidity is not contagious.

Me: I’m an introvert. Vodka: No, you’re not.

My bank account and I are no longer on speaking terms.

Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say “I know it’s hard, but you’ll be okay. Here’s a coffee and a million dollars.”

Stop bringing shitty Bluetooth speakers on hikes. No one came to the woods to hear you listen to Katy Perry.

I love how we didn’t raise the minimum wage because it would make food more expensive, but then just made the food more expensive anyway.

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