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Doctors don’t really need to hit you with that rubber hammer, it’s just how they release a lil tension through the day.

Doctors don’t really need to hit you with that rubber hammer, it’s just how they release a lil tension through the day.

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"Well, I guess being a doctor does come with some perks – who knew playing whack-a-mole on your knee could be a stress-reliever? 🤪💉 #DoctorLife"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged day, doctor, hammer, healthcare, humor, just, medical, medical profession, need, profession, relief, rubber, rubber hammer, stress, stress relief, tension on Mar 18, 2025 by slickboy.

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