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"Well, I guess being a doctor does come with some perks – who knew playing whack-a-mole on your knee could be a stress-reliever? 🤪💉 #DoctorLife"

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I’m not calling anyone daddy unless I’m asking for money for the mall.

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Doctors don’t really need to hit you with that rubber hammer, it’s just how they release a lil tension through the day.

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Doctors don’t really need to hit you with that rubber hammer, it’s just how they release a lil tension through the day.

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I think I’m emotionally constipated because I haven’t given a shit in months.

I want to be in Metallica, and they will not let me.

Nothing ruins an introvert’s day like a 4 p.m. appointment.

I love it when my dog suddenly gets up and goes to another part of the house. Did you just remember you left the stove on or something?

My signature move is always learning my lessons the hard way.

No need for a Halloween costume this year because there’s nothing scarier than being in your mid-20s and not knowing who you are or what you want to do anymore.

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