I ghost family members too, so believe me, bro — it’s not personal. Posted onMar 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Why pick favorites when you can ignore everyone equally? 👻😆 #GhostLife" Related funny posts 🤝 I love how this generation broke the previous misconception that “people with tattoos can’t get good jobs” and now we all agree that “people with and without tattoos can’t get good jobs”. Go ahead. Order anything you want. Money is no object when we dine at IKEA. I have more photos of food on my phone than I do of my children. My IQ used to be higher than my weight, but now I’m fat and dumb. Pleasing everyone, that’s impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake!