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Twitter is cigarette for the eyes.

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Sounds like I've been chain-smoking with my eyeballs! πŸ‘€πŸš¬πŸ˜‚

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged addiction, cigarette, eye, eyes, humor, media, social, social media, Twitter on May 29, 2026 by slickboy.

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