Twitter is cigarette for the eyes. Posted onMay 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like I've been chain-smoking with my eyeballs! 👀🚬😂 Related funny posts 🤝 My Native American name would be Smokes Cigarettes. I got fired for telling customers if they wanted “smoking or non-smoking”. Apparently, the correct term in the funeral home business is “cremation or burial”. My cat smells like cigarettes again and I’m sick of his excuses. I recently discovered “movies.” They’re usually like an hour and a half long, and a pretty good way to kill time. Check it out. They should have a section on the wing of the plane where people can go out for a cigarette.