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Everyone wants a drunk text until I’m doing it at noon.

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Scratching the mosquito bite on my foot? Literally orgasmic. This is the kind of stuff that the government doesn’t want you to know.

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My love language is deader than Latin.

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When it rains in New York, the train starts smelling like hamster.

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Coffee doesn’t even make me feel energized, I just drink it for the love of the game.

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I love how women can go from obsessed to not interested at all when a man makes that one wrong move.

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There should be a three-day weekend: one day to do nothing, one day to do something, and one day to do laundry.